cyanide-and-monoxide:

green-tea-rex:

To the ones who have followed my from the very beginning:

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To those of you who just started following:

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To the ones who unfollowed after a political post:

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For those who unfollowed for no good reason:

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To the ones who sent me hate mail:

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To the ones who sent me love:

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To the people who will look at my blog after seeing this post:

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I love this.

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lordkat:

lordkat:

can i have a fork

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do you have a metal one

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i planned this for days guys why wont you love me

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dscourage:

the problem with me is that i care too much about what others think of me & it literally kills me 

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slenderlenderman:

today was twin day at our school but i had no twin

so instead i put on a shirt that looked like it was splattered with blood and went up to everyone who did have a twin and said

"KILL YOUR DOUBLE"

(Source: ringadingdiggity)

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Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’
Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)

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sauntervaguelydown:

electrikmoonlight:

the-privateer:

wackiness-ensues:

#YESALLWOMEN

wasn’t this the episode where he dressed up as a woman on a bet because he thought women were overreacting?

This show was progressive beyond it’s years

I got half way through the photoset before I remembered this is the one with Shaun in drag

(Source: youbigstupid)

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tastefullyoffensive:

New names for stuff. [doghousediaries]

I prefer to call my straw an Emergency Induction Port. 

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To prove a point to my mom, Reblog if you would go to comic con if you could.

i-am-dauntless-we-are-brave:

lumos5000:

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THERE WOULD BE NO HESITATION. I WOULD GO THERE IN MY UNDERWEAR IF I HAD TO

IS THAT EVEN A REAL QUESTION OF COURSE

(Source: madisonthedoctor)

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the-sarcastic-robot:

drugs-in-ur-coffee:

selfish-cunts:

dqdbpb:

angelina jolie’s daughter

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and gwen stefani’s son

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both so cute 

Parenting done right

ugh. this is so wrong. how can you support someone letting their kid wear socks on grass. do you know how hard it is to wash those stains out?

I thought I was going to have to yell at someone for being a close minded asswipe but that was the biggest plot twist of my life. 

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