shslriotgrrrl:

methhomework:

don’t ever let a man tell you the condom is too small

m o i s t u r i z e m e

shslriotgrrrl:

methhomework:

don’t ever let a man tell you the condom is too small

m o i s t u r i z e m e

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thethirddecade1121:

jakethedirewolf:

Seal jumps on duck hunter’s boat and wants to cuddle X

I can’t even

OMG

(Source: asianconfusion)

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spookydormouse:

samwinchestersmoose:

when i went out to go see Maleficent, when i saw this fairy

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I was like “Haha that looks like Umbridge”

and then she changed into a human 

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And I was like “HOLY SHIT THAT IS UMBRIDGE!!111!”

and a couple rows behind me, I heard someone say “You must not tell lies” and I lost it

SHES THE "PINK" ONE

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azuremosquito:

hawkesenpai:

how do you even draw anders

It’s hard to do him…. Justice… >.>

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fandomsandfeminism:

livelongandgetiton:

ormondhsacker:

christinefuckingchapel:

is that you hobby lobby

Am I the only one that’s a just a tiny bit pissed off that this is still an issue?

The Original Series wasn’t even in the general VICINITY of fucking around yo

James Tiberius Kirk; the feminist.

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smashy-smashy-eggman:

gabrielsaunteredvaguelydownwards:

do you think impressionists ever imitate people they find sexually attractive  when they masturbate and essentially sweet talk/ dirty talk to themselves?

Okay, so for like a full minute I thought you meant like the Impressionist movement. So I’m picturing Manet pretending to be Monet and that gets his rocks off. I hate being an artist.

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thefutureauthor:

if you read books on a tablet, that’s cool

if you listen to audiobooks, that’s cool

if you read a physical copy of a book, that’s cool

if you bash people because they don’t read on the same platform as you, that’s not cool

they’re still reading and imagining the story and that’s cool

this has been a PSA

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darrenfartspuppies:

tooraloora:

moonkistforlife:

goodgirlsgogabilliam:

if i shave my legs above the knee you bet your ass it took dedication

if i shave my legs you bet your ass it took dedication

if I shave my ass you bet your legs it took dedication

if I shave my dedication you bet your legs it took ass

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nonespark:

A STREAKER CUT THE ACTUAL CONTESTANT OFF AND BLEW THROUGH IT LIKE HE’S SONIC THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG WHAT THE FUCK

nonespark:

A STREAKER CUT THE ACTUAL CONTESTANT OFF AND BLEW THROUGH IT LIKE HE’S SONIC THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG WHAT THE FUCK

(Source: visually-enjoyable)

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this is social anxiety summed up in two gifs

(Source: ashleybreather)

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